We hope that everyone is having a great Christmas period and want to wish you all the best for the New Year.


In this article, we wanted to move away from the technicalities of softwashing in favour of something a little lighter hearted.


Here are our top 10 favourite cleaning jokes of all time. Let us know which one you love the most!


#1 “You never know what you have…until, you clean your room”


#2 “A clean house is a true sign of…no internet connection”


#3 “I love cleaning up messes that I didn’t make…that’s why I became a mum”


#4 “When I say I cleaned my room, what I really mean is that I made a path from the door to my bed”


#5 “Someone told me I should use Vodka to clean my house and it worked! The more I drank, the less mess I could see”


#6 “Cleaning the house whilst the kids are there is the like brushing your teeth whilst eating chocolate”


#7 “That moment when somebody adds another plate to the sink whilst I’m cleaning dishes”


#8 “My house isn’t messy. I’ve simply set up obstacles to trip up burglars”


#9 “Another one fights the dust”


#10 “My parents say it’s their house but when it comes time to clean, it magically becomes my house too”



We hope you enjoyed these hilarious cleaning jokes!


We want to wish everybody a happy New Year from the whole team at Magic Wand.


For more information on how we can clean your building and to book your FREE test patch, call us on 01440 268044